Are you tired of spending all day sitting at a desk? Is this really what you had in mind when you signed up to be an audio professional? Do you dream of mixing free from the burdens of your padded prison, the dreaded office chair? Well, hold onto your headphones, because we've got the ultimate solution for you!

Introducing the Vintage King ERGO12345 Standing Console, the world's first ergonomic standing recording and mixing console! It's the multitasking marvel you never knew you needed until now!

The ERGO12345 Standing Console is ergonomically designed to keep you comfortable and productive for hours on end. With the ERGO12345 Standing Console, you can reach every fader, knob, and control while standing upright. No more having to bend over the console to adjust hard-to-reach preamps, or roll across the room to adjust channel 32. Say goodbye to those pesky backaches and hello to creativity flowing like never before!

And did we mention the features? Oh, we've got features for days! From adjustable height settings to customizable mixing controls, the ERGO12345 Standing Console puts the power of a studio at your fingertips—literally!

So why wait? Upgrade your workspace and let your creativity flow freely with the ERGO12345 Standing Console! Because who says making music can't be a standing-ovation-worthy performance?

Kevin SchuckIf you’re interested in purchasing the Vintage King ERGO12345 Standing Console, we'd like to wish you a happy April Fools' Day! If you're interested in gear that actually exists, please contact a Vintage King Audio Consultant via email or by phone at 866.644.0160.